(Source: hopcrotch)

And sometimes I have kept my feelings to myself, because I could find no language to describe them in.
Jane Austen, from Sense and Sensibility (Penguin Classics, 2003)

amortizing:

third wheeling two girls who are best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple


(Source: kirayukirumas)

You were elected to represent our country, not yourself.
An 11 year old in a letter to Tony Abbott  (via paisleywild)

(Source: studioghibligifs)

quick summary: willy wonka and the chocolate factory
  • boy: i hate being poor
  • grandpa: were going to the fun factory
  • mr chocolate: hello naughty children its murder time

thedandyunderworld:

Probably one of the best costumes from the con that I’ve seen.

me and bae having sex
  • bae: mmm yeah fuck me baby
  • me: put a quarter in the swear jar